Diatomic hydrogen can be modeled as two spherical protons with nonzero mass connected by a massless rod, where the length of the rod is much larger than the radii of the spheres. The equipartition theorem predicts that, on average, the thermal energy of rotation is the same for all three axes. However, only rotation about the two axes perpendicular to the rod is typically observed. Which of the following statements is the best explanation for this phenomenon?